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We The Sensible People..... Of The United States
"In an attempt to help
everyone
get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep
our
nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt
free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren,
hereby
try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines.
We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are
confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of
NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,
but
no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country
is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you!
You
may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,
etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the
tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone
in
need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than
the
creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.
If
you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
surprised if
the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If
you
rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,
don't be
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
where
you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want
you to
have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
you
to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
training
laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American
means
that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws
created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you
are
from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came
from!
( lastly....) NOW..
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And
yet,
you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no
faith
at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part
of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!!!!
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