Teddy Bears are courteous folk.
They will not interrupt.
They’ll never say, “I told you so!”
 or cut you off, abrupt.
Your Teddy Bear will not get mad
if you embrace a friend,
Or if you stay out late one night,
or the budget overspend.

Teddy Bears aren’t greedy folk;
they’d never steal a treat.
And they will never cheat at games--
or EVER, EVER beat.
Teddy Bears are silent folk;
they listen very well;
And they will never breathe a word
of secrets you may tell.

Teddy Bears are faithful folk--
they never turn on you.
‘Though you may toss them to and fro’
they’ll always stay true-blue.
So if you’re feeling all alone,
like you haven’t got a friend,
Then get yourself a TEDDY BEAR.
He’ll stay with you to the end.