This is my Moms are smarter than kids story.
My kid came home from school one day,
with this silly grin upon his face.
He thought he was smarter than me,
and could put me in my place.
Guess what I learned in Civics class,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's about the laws of the land,
THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.IT SAYS:
I don't have to clean my room,
I don't have to cut my hair.
Nobody can tell me what to eat,
My freedom of speech is guaranteed.
Its my choice of what I read, or watch on TV.
I can wear an earring in my ear,
And, if I want, can pierce my nose.
It's my choice if I so desire
to tattoo numbers across my toes.
AND if you try to spank me,
I will charge you with the crime,
and I can back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
Don't ever touch me, this body is only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses and stuff,
that's just another form of child abuse.
Don't fill my head with morals,
like your mama did to you.
That's what's called mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights.
You can't do a thing to me,
or I can call Children's Services.
Better known as C. S. D.
(You can control the cube with your mouse)
WHY NOT CALL THE C.S.D.?
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