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My
kid came home from school one day,
with this silly grin upon his face.
He thought he was smarter than me,
and could put me in my place.
HE SAID:
Guess what I
learned in Civics class,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's
about the laws of the land,
its called:
THE
CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.
IT SAYS:
I don't have to clean
my room,
I don't have to cut my hair.
Nobody can tell me
what to eat,
My freedom of speech is guaranteed.
Its my
choice of what I read, or watch on TV.
I can wear an earring in my ear,
And, if I want, can
pierce my nose.
It's my choice if I so desire
to
tattoo numbers across my toes.
AND if you try to spank me,
I will charge you with
the crime,
and I can back up all my charges,
with the
marks on my behind.
Don't ever touch me, this body is only for
my use,
not for your hugs and kisses and stuff,
that's
just another form of child abuse.
Don't fill my head with morals,
like your mama did to you.
That's what's
called mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights.
You can't do a thing to me,
or I can call Children's Services.
Better known as C. S. D.
( You can control the cube with your mouse )
MY TURN!!!!
My very first impression was,
to toss this boy out
the door.
But here was a chance to teach him a lesson,
for once and ever more.
I took my time and mulled it over.
I couldn't let
this go.
This kid of mine didn't realize,
that he was
messing with a pro!
AND AWAY WE GO.............
The next day we went shopping,
and in spite of every plea,
I didn't buy him 501s or shirts designed by Nike.
I had called and talked to C. S. D.,
they said they
didn't care,
if I bought him K-Mart shoes,
or a pair
of Nike Airs.
AND THEN:
I canceled his appointment to test his
driving skills,
You'd think that he would have noticed
that the road he chose is all up hill.
I SAID:
There's no time to stop and eat,
or pick up
stuff to munch.
I think you should follow my advice Son,
And make yourself a sack lunch.
So what, if you are too hungry,
to wait 'til dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
Cause it's
a favorite dish of mine.
HE ASKED:
Can we stop to get a movie,
so I can watch
it on the VCR?
Absolutely not!
I sold the TV in your room
and bought new tires for my car.
I also rented out your room,
you really don't need a
bed.
C.S.D. says all that's required of me
is to put a
roof over your head.
I only have to buy your clothes,
and the food that
you must eat.
The money you used to get for an allowance,
will now buy me something neat.
No more eating after we shop,
no more joking along
the way.
For I too have a BILL OF RIGHTS,
that goes into
effect today!
What's the matter, are you crying?
Are you down on
your knees?
Why are you asking Dad for help?.........
WHY NOT CALL THE C.S.D.?
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