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Old Timer in Red

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A computer was something you seen on TV, from a science fiction show.

 

A window was something you hated to clean,
And ram was the cousin
 of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend,
And gig was a job for the nights.

Now they all mean different things,
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor was someone who used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account. Old Comuter Waving
And if you had a 3 inch floppy,
You hoped nobody would find out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file,
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
Old Mouse Gets Revenge A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup happened to your commode.



Cut you did with scissors.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was something a spider made.
And a virus was the flu.


Remember the Pencil I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper, Old Timers Remember the Feather Pen
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens 
they wish they were dead!






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