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A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old helper early one morning.
He had made her coffee!
She drank what was the worst cup
of coffee in her life.
And, when she got to the bottom,
 to her utter amazement there were three of little green army men in her cup.

Puzzled, she asked "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"

Her grandson answered "Grandma, you know how it says on TV,

"The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."

Seven-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.
 
Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea,   he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people  walked across safely. He used his walkie-talkie to radio  headquarters and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved. 

"Now,  Joey,  is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?

Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked,

 "Why didn't you just keep him when you took his picture?"